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Bible of The Pants

Mon Sep 17, 2007, 4:31 PM

What, if all you had been told.. was a lie? What if... the world was finally opened to your eyes, and your true religion... appeared. The Bible of The Pants

In the beginning, The Pants created the heaven, the earth and the Labyrinth. And the earth had no form. It was empty, covered with the shade of His Pants and water. Then the Spirit of The Pants hovered over The Bog of Eternal Stench, and The Pants said, "Let there be light", and there was light. The Pants saw that the light was good.

The He divided the light from the darkness. The Pants called the light "day", and the darkness he called "night." And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Then The Pants said, "Let there be great expanse of air from other pants to divide the waters below from the waters above."

And the expanse became a part of The Labyrinth. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Then The Pants said, "Let the water under the Labyrinth be gathered together in one place, and let the dry land appear," and it happened.

And The Pants called the dry land "earth"; and the gathering together of the waters He called "sewers": and The Pants saw that it was good. Then The Pants said, "Let the earth produce goblins, and herbs, and little children to kidnap, all yielding after their own kind," and it happened; And The Pants saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the third day.

Then The Pants said, "Let there be darkness in The Labyrinth; and let them be without signs and seasons, and for nights, and years." He also made the stars, just for her. That was the fourth day.

And The Pants rested for three days and played with his balls. That is the truth of The Pants and The Beginning of everything.

Written by ~kenvanhoeylandt He's a genious.. I just had to post this.. XD

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~Enydimon

Sep 17, 2007, 5:11:22 PM

That was awesome.

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*PaisleyRose

Sep 17, 2007, 6:25:53 PM

Sounds logical to me.... (note to self, ask Quinn if this is all true)

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*ladythesta

Sep 17, 2007, 7:56:21 PM

I KNEW IT!

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~kenvanhoeylandt

Sep 18, 2007, 1:15:58 AM

How rude of you, to question The Pants.

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*PaisleyRose

Sep 18, 2007, 3:52:22 AM

Just doing my job....

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~Kay-ven

Sep 18, 2007, 8:32:36 AM

hehe, that's probly how it happened...

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~reinedelutin

Oct 3, 2007, 6:16:24 PM

THIS IS LAW!! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PANTS!!

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